Author Topic: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills  (Read 4708 times)

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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #15 on: 06/17/07, 21:28 »
dat much ebilness can't be contained to a small gnome body, so he grew a little bit.
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #16 on: 06/18/07, 07:37 »
Well, actually... Daklore technically isn't even a Gnome anymore... he's not really -anything- related to any race in the realm anymore. But Zelos sort of hit the nail on the head... Daklore needed a new body since his old one was no longer sufficient... So yeah, he's six feet tall, and not really a Gnome.
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #17 on: 06/18/07, 18:43 »
I was right........... I'm sorry I asked.
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #18 on: 06/18/07, 20:52 »
Pfft. You wanted to know, and you knew/know it.
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #19 on: 06/19/07, 11:43 »
I'm going to regret this, I know I am going to regret this........ but HOW does a GNOME get to be 6 feet tall?

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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #20 on: 06/19/07, 16:37 »
Could be worse, I suppose... he could be laughing at my antics instead! ... Like he does -every day-
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #21 on: 06/25/07, 22:59 »
I just want to point out two things.  A) Wtf, I didn't know that Yuri was a dude, so hearing him say "He ****** me in the butt" is now really disturbing, and B)  Magus is still taller than Daklore.  Yes, damnit, I know he could kick his ass.  But, in my own little world, height means a lot.  So, yeah.  o_o
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #22 on: 06/26/07, 10:42 »
And just where did I say they are a he? *prods Magus' eye out*
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #23 on: 06/26/07, 19:16 »
And just where did I say they are a he? *prods Magus' eye out*

You didn't.  Zylvyn did.

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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #24 on: 06/27/07, 09:20 »
Shows how little I pay attention to posts that have gone by, ne?
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #25 on: 07/02/07, 19:11 »
whoa, yuri is a dude...OMFG that makes me feel so nasty, but makes me laugh so much harder at that whole situation.
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #26 on: 07/03/07, 11:06 »
Stilts
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #27 on: 07/03/07, 14:09 »
And when did stilts come into this? You certainly ain't read Daklore's story, have you? >P
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #28 on: 07/03/07, 19:05 »
well, it could be, maybe daklore is really just standing on stilts with make up on, and bionic arms, and really long pants to make him look that tall...
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Re: Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills
« Reply #29 on: 07/04/07, 09:59 »
It's funny you should say that Zelos, because I've always envisioned Daklore with a big red nose and green hair, juggleing bowling pins while "Send in the GNOMES" plays.
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