Has to be done...

[Zelos]

thats the rule for men who aren't on a leash as short as mine. I would rather her not gouge my eyes out because I was looking. No pompoms are worth it man.

[Zylvyn]

If you TOUCHED Chal's pompoms... I'd hope you'd proceed to grate those fingers off in the nearest cheese shredder...

[Daklore]

I'll provide the cheese grater!

[Zelos]

I would never touch chalgyr's pompoms, I'm pretty sure my midget fiance could kick my ass and chalgyr's ass with ease. seriously, pissed her off one day and I went home with a black eye.

[Daklore]

Not our faults you're so pitifully weak and.... weak... yeah... weakling! Not that I'm saying women are weak, but really... you went home with a black eye? Weeeeeeak!

[Zelos]

she threw a shoe at me, I'm not weak, just slow...well okay, maybe I am a little weak... but just a little.

[Daklore]

She sure missed when she threw that shoe, then. Your face is a long way off from her true target.

[Zelos]

yeah, I'm lucky enough to have a girl that didn't play softball, so she throughs like a girl...

[Daklore]

Maybe I should pass that comment off to her... see if you come back with more bruises... >P

[Zelos]

I thought she was joking about giving me a spanking one day, I cringe in fear whenever she threatens it now, even if she is playing.

[Daklore]

Somehow... I think she'd jump for glee if she got whips and chains as a present... What's her mailing address, per chance? *evilgrin*

[Zelos]

god no, please...I'm serious, I don't think I could take it.

[Daklore]

Sorry, already mailed them.

[Zelos]

well, I guess I'll be mailing out wedding invitations/funeral invitations...same thing really....

[Daklore]

I'll pack explosives! Not that I'd go... so it's kind of a moot point.