Announcement!

[Alaunae]

Rylee sucks.

That is all.

[Gillian]

I agree!

[Chalgyr]

You so don't get posting credit for that.

Also, he's a vamp.  It's his job.



And Gilly likes her vamps...

[Gillian]

I suppose I can't deny -that-.

[Daklore]

So -that's- why I caught Gilly following Daklore... >P

[Chalgyr]

Depends... did she have a stake in her hand?

[Daklore]

Stake.. no... steak.... hard to say.

[Alaunae]

It does too count!  It's a public service announcement for those who do not know of just how awesomely Rylee sucks.

Because he does.  Rylee really, really sucks.

Really.

[Folestar]

Well, if he gets sick of mudding he could always get a job as a vaccum cleaner.

[Chalgyr]

Vampire.

King of Mesilena.

Scout of considerable experience.

... here to bring you door to door vacuum cleaners.

*bites Alau on principle*

[Daklore]

The last time someone tried to bite alaunae... they got stuck in a tupperware container.... least I got the very good tupperware, though.

[Alaunae]

Vampire.

King of Mesilena.

Scout of considerable experience.

... here to bring you door to door vacuum cleaners.

*bites Alau on principle*

If he bites her more, she'll buy his whole stock.  And maybe give him a considerable tip for his ... outstanding salesmanship.   

As for Daklore -- well, his bites aren't so attractive.  But the Tupperware is the very good Tupperware.  I don't bring that out for just anyone, don'cha know.

[Daklore]

*scampers around in the very good tupperware*

Well, least i don't taste like stale human jerky, ne?

[Alaunae]

*scampers around in the very good tupperware*

Well, least i don't taste like stale human jerky, ne?

Have occasion to taste Rylee recently, then? 

Though, I'd have to disagree.  He tastes more lik--I mean, umm ... vacuum cleaners, anyone?

[Chalgyr]

*stands in front of Alau's door with nothing on but a vacuum cleaner positioned in front of Rylee*



"Last one!  You want it, Alau?"