Scattered Ashes

[Zelos]

Your soul is in Odin's Tupperware in his pantry.

[Daklore]

No tupperware can hold the might of Daklore! Not even the Good Tupperware(c)! I just like to camp out in it on occassion. And now this thread has gotten off topic. As usual with forums.

[Zelos]

It's not just any tupperware, it's Odin's tupperware, and it's still kinda on topic. we are discussing where your remains would be in scattered ashes. I would like to think mine were used for compost in some nice flower garden somewhere.

[Daklore]

The remains of one or two... or three... of Daklore's bodies would be scattered around, sure. But his soul would persevere as the Avatar of Strife, bringing misery and despair in his wake and guiding civilization to it's coup de grace for history to repeat itself once more! And he'd probably own a few brothels.

[Zelos]

only a few brothels? pathetic...

[Daklore]

Well owning too many would cause some suspicions. Especially when the owner doesn't die after a few hundred years...

[Zelos]

who cares? maybe all the sexy women he kills so he can bathe in their blood keeps him young forever?