Daklore and Magus both need to take baths I guess?

I bathe daily, thank you very much! .. Also, I wouldn't recommend drinking from Murkwood's fountain.... Rynten bathes in that... and he bathes but once a century... and he's a Dracolich... and has a companion of a pickle named Dill. I think... it's been a while.

It was Dill.... thought more disturbing to me was the toilet seat he wore around his neck...

Pfft. I think I'd be more worried about a walking, talking, psuedo-breathing pickle named Dill than a fashion accessory. Sides, it was better than Kavu's axe trying to seduce him.

I will agree... the axe thing's jsut creepy.  'course, the time I took a charmie of Rynten's and restrung it to Dill and would occassionally force it to do obscene things... *clears throat* anyways....

Pfft. What would be worse? Sex with a pickle, or sex with an axe? .. I rest my case.

Which end of th... I can't finish.

I can!

Which end of the axe was it?

I'm pretty sure it's with the head... cause butt sex is wrong. As one of my friends on AIM put in their profile: "Sex with AIM bots leads to backdoor trojans."

dak, I think you broke my spleen with that post...owies...

Not my fault you laughed your spleen into implosion.

can you live without a spleen?

Not sure... hell, I always thougth a spleen was fake until I found out it was an actual body organ ^_^;;

Yes you can, but you will start bleeding from all bodily orifices so enjoy 

Oooooers. Daklore shall have to start breaking spleens ICly then *shifty eyes*