Daklore + Rant == Head for the hills

[Zelos]

dat much ebilness can't be contained to a small gnome body, so he grew a little bit.

[Daklore]

Well, actually... Daklore technically isn't even a Gnome anymore... he's not really -anything- related to any race in the realm anymore. But Zelos sort of hit the nail on the head... Daklore needed a new body since his old one was no longer sufficient... So yeah, he's six feet tall, and not really a Gnome.

[Leesil]

I was right........... I'm sorry I asked.

[Daklore]

Pfft. You wanted to know, and you knew/know it.

[Chalgyr]

I'm going to regret this, I know I am going to regret this........ but HOW does a GNOME get to be 6 feet tall?

Funniest thing I read all day, bar none.

[Daklore]

Could be worse, I suppose... he could be laughing at my antics instead! ... Like he does -every day-

[Magus_Sairos]

I just want to point out two things.  A) Wtf, I didn't know that Yuri was a dude, so hearing him say "He ****** me in the butt" is now really disturbing, and B)  Magus is still taller than Daklore.  Yes, damnit, I know he could kick his ass.  But, in my own little world, height means a lot.  So, yeah.  o_o

[Daklore]

And just where did I say they are a he? *prods Magus' eye out*

[Alaunae]

And just where did I say they are a he? *prods Magus' eye out*

You didn't.  Zylvyn did.

[Daklore]

Shows how little I pay attention to posts that have gone by, ne?

[Zelos]

whoa, yuri is a dude...OMFG that makes me feel so nasty, but makes me laugh so much harder at that whole situation.

[Arthesh]

Stilts

[Daklore]

And when did stilts come into this? You certainly ain't read Daklore's story, have you? >P

[Zelos]

well, it could be, maybe daklore is really just standing on stilts with make up on, and bionic arms, and really long pants to make him look that tall...

[Leesil]

It's funny you should say that Zelos, because I've always envisioned Daklore with a big red nose and green hair, juggleing bowling pins while "Send in the GNOMES" plays.